The Skrimp Gallery
Too many skrimps to count.
Presidents, pop stars, late-night hosts,
and a few people who really should have known better.
Jeff Bezos
Donald Trump
Andy Cohen
Anderson Cooper
Joe Biden
King Charles
Queen Elizabeth
Kamala Harris
Frida Kahlo
Dr. Ruth
Tim Walz
Sigmund Freud
Andy Reid
Vladimir Putin
Patrick Mahomes
John Oliver
Bernie Sanders
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen Colbert
Barack Obama
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ted Koppel
Xi Jinping
Kurt Cobain
Post Malone
Kim Jong-un
Rod Stewart
Willie Nelson
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Steve Harvey
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Mitch McConnell
Jeremy Allen White
Mike Lindell, My Pillow Guy
Gavin Newsom
Henry Kissinger
Gene Wilder
Ron DeSantis
Timothée Chalamet
Johnny Depp
George Santos
Snoop Dogg
Martha Stewart
Matt Gaetz
Billie Eilish
David Bowie
Speaker of the House
Dolly Parton
Elvis
Donald Trump Jr.
Keith Richards
Mick Jagger
Eric Trump
Brett Goldstein
Sam Altman
Ivanka Trump
Satya Nadella
Taylor Swift
Margaret Thatcher
Travis Kelce
Carl Rinsch
Jim Jordan of Ohio
Judge Judy
David Hasselhoff
Rudy Giuliani
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
This is Happening: Mark
Kevin McCarthy
This is Happening: Ryan
Clint Eastwood
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Danny DeVito
Cillian Murphy
John F. Kennedy
Divine Joy Randolph
Godzilla
Abraham Lincoln
Greta Gerwig
Ryan Gosling
Theodore Roosevelt
Christopher Nolan
Amelia Earhart
Harry S. Truman
Billie Jean King
Catherine II of Russia
George Washington
Cleopatra
Eleanor Roosevelt
Nikki Haley
Susan B. Anthony
Richard Simmons
JD Vance
Norman Lear
Andy Kaufman
Amy Coney Barrett
Mr. Bean
Carol Burnett
Brett Kavanaugh
Eddie Murphy
George Carlin
Elena Kagan
Ginger Johnson
Joan Rivers
John Roberts
Ricky Gervais
Rodney Dangerfield
Ketanji Brown Jackson
Jerry Seinfeld
Richard Pryor
Neil Gorsuch
Andre the Giant
Hulk Hogan
Samuel Alito
Jesse Ventura
George Harrison
Sonia Sotomayor
Macho Man Randy Savage
John Lennon
Sean Hannity
"Let's get ready to rumble" Announcer
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Bill Clinton
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr
Hillary Clinton
The Iron Sheik
The Ultimate Warrior
Bob Dole
The Undertaker
Ray Charles
Dick Cheney
Sabrina Carpenter
Bruno Mars
Michael Dukakis
Beyonce
Rachael Gunn the Australian Breakdancer
Gerald Ford
Robert Plant
Chappell Roan
George H.W. Bush
Conan
Albert Einstein
George W. Bush
Kendrick Lamar
Genghis Khan
Al Gore
Sandra Day O'Connor
Napoleon Bonaparte
Jimmy Carter
Kanye West
William Shakespeare
John Kerry
Mahatma Gandhi
Isaac Newton
John McCain
Julius Caesar
Marie Antoinette
Walter F. Mondale
Rick Astley
Gayle King
Ronald Reagan
Oprah Winfrey
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Mitt Romney
Ross Perot
Richard J. Daley